...it has to be ecxel, for BA for pure genius. And the laugh factor times a million.
Thank you all for answering: well done.
On a footnote: Cupid. I am too fast for my keyboard when I am typing - on a good day I can type 70 words per minute: on a bad day about 7wpm - or that's my excuse, and I am sticking to it.
Stocksman, the version I know is... Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!