Kittens

[mikey4444]

Found this in the joke section just now and I thought we could all do with a little titter, to lighten us all up a bit !

Kittens

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing “FREE KITTENS”

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a man.

"Hello little girl, I'm Prime Minister Cameron. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Mr Cameron.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Conservative supporters," answered Suzy with a smile.

Mr Cmeron was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognising the perfect photo oportunity, the two agreed that the prime minister should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the pavement with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by an outside broadcast van from the BBC.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Mr Cameron got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're UKIP supporters."

Taken by surprise, the prime minister stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were Conservative supporters."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open”

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LOL....very good.

I almost guessed the punchline.....;-)