Just To Annoy Some Of You ...

[Stargazer]

I am eating fresh crab again which was only caught on Friday. Not by me, but by a local fisherman off the coast where I live. It is all white crab meat (special deal) and it lasts for three days...... satisfied grin !!

[DTCwordfan]

There's a big old carp down below,
She's not good to eat, but I want to know,
If I can bring her out for a photo op,
But she stays on the bottom, and never comes up.

Mixed up some minty flakes and some Lady J sauce Red,
I hope she's still down there, and hasn't fled,
Got a salt water reel, and a big long pole,
Big enough to reach her, in her deep dark hole.

Sitting in the shade, of a mulberry tree,
Eating a Crab sandwich, Stargazer made for me,
Watching the sun come up in the east,
And hoping and praying I can hook the grassy feast.

I think that she's laughing at me, down below,
Thinking that sooner or later, I'll just have to go.
I've tried different baits, that she just ignores,
Even psybbo catfish bait and some excel plastic lures.

And she just continues swimming down there,
Staring up through the water, We're really some pair.
Playing our AB games, day in and day out,
I might get me a gness-like club, and just give her a clout.

[grasscarp]

DT. That is lovely. Dont know if you know (or remember cos I did explain once) that my grasscarp lived and died out of sight at the bottom of the pond. Thank you so much. Will print out and keep your very clever poem.