Daily Mail Old Pervs Editorial Board Meeting

[joggerjayne]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2332534/Denise-Van-Outen-adds-sex-appeal-proceedings-wears-racy-dress-BGT-live-show.html

Daily Mail Editorial Board Meeting ...

"Hey, lads, we've got some photos of Denise Van Outen walking down the road in a black dress"

"That's not very interesting"

"No, it's really dull"

"But you can see her nipples through her dress"

All: "Yaaaaaayyyyy!!!"

"Right, let's publish them. How many have we got"

"Three"

"Aren't they all a bit similar, though?"

"Yeah, but you can see her nipples in all of them"

All: "Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!"

"Okay lads, lets publish all three of them"

"So, has anyone got any ideas for drawing attention to her nipples, while pretending that we're talking about fashion?"

"How about a caption saying ... Denise, err ... 'stands out' ?"

All: "Ha ha ha ha ha ... !"

"Nice one, Trev. Let's go with Denise's Nipples, sorry I mean, Denise, Stands Out"

(more laughter)

"Err, excuse me ... ?"

"Oh god, what do you want, Mavis?"

"Well, as we so often take the moral high ground over other people's pictures, I just wondered if these nipple pictures are a bit, err, blatant? a bit demeaning?"

"You're fired. Now piss off"

"Right lads, get those pictures published online, as soon as you can. Okay, has anyone got any more photos of Princess Kate's arse?"

[jno]

the sooner they come for anyone called Toby, the better

[Baldric]

Isn't it strange that the Feminists who want to ban 'Lads Mags' are usually
not what the Lads would want to see in their Mags anyway?

[emmie]

do you mind i have a distant relative called Toby

[emmie]

and he doesn't think these women are right,

[jno]

he's for the chop