So, Which Would You Prefer?

[gness]

Your close friend/lover/spouse to give you the gift of a shot rat or a plaster cast of his/her bottom? x

[Hopkirk]

I think plaster of Paris gets warm as it sets due to the chemical reaction - quite pleasant.

[jim360]

What odd thoughts you have!

[gness]

Hi Flyhalf.....it was Ttfn's something for the weekend thread that triggered me...I thought she was doing something nice for Moony...she was shooting rats...x

[tonyav]

Wish I knew what the hell they are talking about, but hey every picture tells a story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPV0qaGwm7Y

[gness]

Experience, Hoppy?

This is one of my good days, Jim....wait til the meds wear off. ;-)

[Dee Sa]

gness do you the think the plaster cast could have the bum of "Reg from Pinner " to the uneducated that was what a certain DJ used to call dear old Elton.

[gness]

Well...that'd surprise Moony, Dee! :-) x

[DTCwordfan]

Can we get to sniff the female plaster???????

[tonyav]

LOL @ DT.

[carrust]

Can we get to sniff the female plaster???????

Makes a change from bike saddles! :-))))))))))

[Flyhalf]

Ah!
That (sort of) explains it.
I know a couple of good psychologists - one in fact just popped up on TV news - who might set me right.

[gness]

Will one of them give a discount for group bookings, Fly?

[Jan1957]

Neither, I would just prefer that they were here.

[DTCwordfan]

You must be an Oxford man, carrust. They use the word "nerd" (OU Dictionary) for that little saddle fetish.

We happened to land on that word in 2nd year at Uni for two folk who had failed first year courses and had to do a re-sit 1st year course in Philosophy or IT - we insisted they had to incorporate three words into their term papers, each chosen from the Chambers massive dictionary (50k words) when they were blindfolded. "Nerd (OU def)" being one of them and much to our considerable mirth too, it must be said. One of the other words was "horse" into an IT paper.....

[Flyhalf]

No, gness
They're mostly Scottish.
The one that isn't doesn't do private work, works with police forces.

[DaisyNonna]

One can always say, "Thankyou , but no. Allergic to plaster and have a phobia of rodents. I do however need some blooms for this vase."