Not To Do List

[McMouse]

Mrs McMouse is away for the day. I'm working on a list of 5 jobs I'm not going to do. Top of my list is not running the vacuum round. Any other suggestions?

[albaqwerty]

why on earth have you all been discussing Mr Alba?

[boxtops]

ironing
flushing the loo properly
unravelling sox before you put them in the wash bin
noticing loo roll needs changing

[AlwaysConfused]

If you lick your plate clean it'll save on the washing up. Works for me :D

[Svejk]

Men only do these things cos we know the little ladies love it.

[albaqwerty]

Don't bring the emptied bins back in.
Don't cut the grass.
Don't clean the windows.
Don't take the dog out.
Don't clean the bath.

[McMouse]

Thanks for all the good advice. Mrs McMouse has just phoned to say she'll be back early. Must dash....will start with the vacuuming!!!!!!!!

[Traci66]

The top of your not to do list should be not to do anything that will upset MrsM.

[boxtops]

Not to poo? Mrs McM might not appreciate him waiting until she gets back!

[Maydup]

What ever you do, don't have a mad moment and clean the windows, hoover under the bed or clean out the cutlery drawer :)

[albaqwerty]

and if McMouse isn't on for a week, who's betting that Mrs McM has him tied up in the basement?

[boxtops]

... or she's locked him out, while she does all the things on his NOT list....

[DTCwordfan]

Lawns are cut - a Pimms perhaps.....or a very long G&T

[Svejk]

Are you a man or a m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Oh yeah, sorry.