What He Really Means...

[Jemisa]

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to the cinema? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you
going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = £50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go!

[Quoi]

Lol - so true

Can I try to add a few?
Brings home Flowers = getting sex somewhere else
Asks about your new dress = didn't notice it the last 5 times you wore it
Grunts rather than talks = hasnt been getting enough sex and doesn't want to anymore
Mentions your sister = wants to have sex with your sister

[excelsior-1]

big LOL

[shoota]

So....you got a sister then?