Has Any Of The Men Here Considered Buttock Implants?

[Vainwayne]

Last night at the bar me and a friend noticed that a lot of the white guys had flat behinds and many of the latino and black guys had more rounded and firmer buttocks (has anyone else noticed this?) and wondered if buttock implants would be the best route to be able to achieve this look? Also what does it feel like when you've had it done? I don't mean to the touch but how does it feel to yourself confidencewise when you're walking down the street after the first day of getting it done?

Was there a marked improvement in your opinion?

Are there any dangers if you use a highly acclaimed vendor rather than a back street surgeon and what kinds of costs would i be looking at in the medium range as well as a high end surgeon?

[boxtops]

good idea, mosaic and brinjal - vain, it's worth trying them first to see if you like the effect. Once yo've been under the knife, it's too late.

[woofgang]

this has to be a joker doesn't it? I mean doesn't it??

[Slapshot]

Why is this still here...if someone is culling daft threads....

[tonyav]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Beauty/Question1246900.html


Check this other thread of his !. lol

[Vainwayne]

Mosaic you're an absolute star for that link to the buttock enhancing silicone pants. I've seen the ones with the built in pads but this is the first time i've seen ones with removable silicone inserts so you can change sizes to suit your mood. Thanks again.

To those saying joke or daft, look i'm a modern metrosexual gentleman who hates mediocrity and want's to look as good as i can afford, what's funny or wrong with that?

[razza]

Well if you are looking at blokes assholes,youve got to be a woofter.

[sandyRoe]

Are the implants silicone? Imagine if they slipped you might end up with ankles as big as an elephants.

[anneasquith]

LOL. but actually mens buttocks do tend to get smaller and flatter with age, I have researched this very closely :)

[craft1948]

I love this poster.............he's like Larry Grayson on speed.

[daffy654]

You could always try working out to make your butt more pert. It is cheaper than any surgical option.

[cazzz1975]

there are always risks with plastic surgery, even if you can afford the best surgeons, for examples of bad surgery, just look at the many lists of actors and actresses who went under the knife.

[Svejk]

Our Wayne spends a lot of time in front of the gym mirror, Daffy.
He wants a big,fat arse like the people who hang around with him.

[Jemisa]

My H has no @rse at all, my grandaughters have even noticed, even on holiday in his swimming shorts my G/daughter said "why hasn't grandad got a Bum?"

jem

[daffy654]

Lol@ Svejk. :)

[pastafreak]

I keep wondering if Wayne has a girlfriend.......
And is he doing all this just for himself...cos most women run a mile from this sort of vanity.

[RATTER15]

Pasta, Im imagining that Vain is gay, I may be wrong.

[Booldawg]

nowt wrong with my derriere!

[pastafreak]

OK...then I'll change what I said....most men *and* women would run a mile.

;-)