Moose Hunting....

[Jemisa]

Moose Hunting......



Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally,
they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female
moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan
was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the
costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a
clearing, donned their costume,one in the front half the other at the back. and began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of
the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
bloke in front said, "Ok, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the bloke in the back
shouted, "The zip is stuck! What are we going to do?"
The one in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start pretending to nibble grass,
but you'd better brace yourself."

[excelsior-1]

oh deer :-)

[frugalfred]

Flippin' elk!