Strange Things...

[Jemisa]

Looking back I remember some of the daft things I thought were true at the time.... I thought at 16 a Blow Job was a hairstyling technique....
At 10 yrs I thought if a man & woman danced together it meant they wanted a baby.... Also at 10 yrs I thought when I saw a woman heavily pregnant I thought she was disfigured like a man who had a hump on his back, & felt sorry for 'em.

Did you think strange things as a kid?

Jem

[boxtops]

I'm just innocent, alba, it would never have occured to me :-)

[tonyav]

I blame JoggerJayne.

[Alston]

Can someone enlighten me....What exactly is a 'Blow Job'.? Anything to do with Dandelion seed heads..!!??

Al.

[albaqwerty]

Boxy, to the pure all things are pure!
(allegedly) ☺

[albaqwerty]

Al, a blow job is what the street entertainers do with bubbles.

[Hopkirk]

Someone on AB once explained why they are called blow jobs, but I have forgotten the answer.

Something to do with the French language, I think.

[DJHawkes]

when my kids were small and we would visit my mum and dad on a sunday afternoon, an ice cream van would always come into the road playing greensleeves, my mum always said out loud 'fish vans here' my kids believed her too,

[excelsior-1]

at the age of six, my mother told me to stop picking my nose - otherwise i'd pull my brains out

[Jemisa]

This thread has been so much fun, I've just read through your replies and honestly LOL, thanks folks who needs a 'Joke' section?

JEM. xx

[magicmick]

I was always told I would grow a green hair in the middle of my hand if I engaged in a certain practice, kept looking but never found one :-)

[erin-x]

I thought that Thespians were cross dressers/drag queens because of Francis Fryer in Calamity Jane....

[Jeza]

When i was a kid at school a teacher told me a robin was really a sparrow.The red breast was what happened to them in the winter. Not all teachers are good at what they do.

[Brinjal]

I thought that if I made the cows run I would get whipped cream and used to get in trouble for chasing them.

[joggerjayne]

It's not a hair drying technique ???

[Svejk]

Its a hand-job in the toilets,jj. But I just wipe mine in my trousers.

[looobylooo]

When I was young, I used to think the guests on Eamon Andrews tv programme - 'This is Your Life', all went away with Eamon Andrews' own life story in 'The Big Red Book' at the end of the show ...

[Jemisa]

Looby.... Bless!

Jem