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Jemisa | 11:42 Thu 13th Jun 2013 | Jokes
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These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...

I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down, and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.


Now I ride on escalators all the time.
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I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.

And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.
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I squeezed it gently at first,
then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it
I moved it towards my lips.
It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth
and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience.

The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

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I just wanted to appear on the latest post list as having a dirty mind. But I don't.
13:00 Thu 13th Jun 2013
Not for me, then.
they're very good - have you got any about sh@gging or oral sex?
I just wanted to appear on the latest post list as having a dirty mind.

But I don't.
My first effort, I see, comes over as a little po-faced.
Is there anything I can add, a character, emoticon, whatever, to indicate irony being employed?
No need Grimaldi. A hefty amount of irony is always implied.
Thanks, grasscarp. I'll bear that in mind.
Jem, love them!

Grim, a nudge is as good as a ;-)
The last one was bit of a mouthful to take in, Jem....
Thanks, too, albaqwerty.
Does that go before or after the text?
DT, any more than a mouthful, I consider a waste :-D

Grim, at great risk, you can put it wherever you like, as long as it's safe!
By the way Grimaldi - Welcome to the home for the bewildered a.k.a. Answerbank.
Thank you, fellers. I should fit in nicely.
HaHa
Is it true that women have dirtier minds than blokes? Just asking!
That's stating the obvious.^

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