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Been To The Library Again
Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, "Most unlikely."
My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking "Is it in yet"
I wish she would stop ordering obscure books from the Library where I work.
Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, "You're in luck! This one's just come back."
A man went to a library and asked if there were any books on marriage.
The librarian replies, "Yeah, it's just up the aisle."
I walked into a library earlier and asked for a book on interrogation.
The librarian replies, 'Yes, but why would you want that?'
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire.
Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?"
After an extensive search the librarian returns, “Can’t find it."
The man says "That’s the one!"
Man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness.
Librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on invisibility.
The librarian couldn't find it.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on cloning.
The librarian says "Sure we have hundreds of copies".
Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"
A man goes into a Library and asks for something new.
The clerk points him towards the novel section.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book about wrestling. The librarian says "I'm very sorry sir but someone has that on hold"
My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking "Is it in yet"
I wish she would stop ordering obscure books from the Library where I work.
Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, "You're in luck! This one's just come back."
A man went to a library and asked if there were any books on marriage.
The librarian replies, "Yeah, it's just up the aisle."
I walked into a library earlier and asked for a book on interrogation.
The librarian replies, 'Yes, but why would you want that?'
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire.
Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?"
After an extensive search the librarian returns, “Can’t find it."
The man says "That’s the one!"
Man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness.
Librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on invisibility.
The librarian couldn't find it.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on cloning.
The librarian says "Sure we have hundreds of copies".
Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"
A man goes into a Library and asks for something new.
The clerk points him towards the novel section.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book about wrestling. The librarian says "I'm very sorry sir but someone has that on hold"
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03:45 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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