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Two Spoons...
At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their shirt pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the
waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for
us to go to the toilet," explained the waiter, "that way, when we
pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to
wash our hands."
The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you
get it back in?"
The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others,
but I use the two spoons."
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