Yes - I'm off to the pub for several pint mugs of John Smith's finest. I'm wearing my best dungerees which show off the tattoos on my shoulders and I'll probably see you in the kebab shop later
I'm relaxing on a sun lounger in the garden with easy access to all the food and drink I require, best of all I don't have to encounter obnoxious, self centred trolls as I don't have any bridges in my garden.
It's time for a pint of G&T with a whole lot of ice........