The Lawn Mower...
A Vicar was making rounds on his bicycle when he came upon a little boy selling a lawn mower.
"How much are you wanting for the mower, asked theVicar?”
"I just want enough money to go & buy me a bicycle," said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the Vicar asked, "Will you take my bike in a swap?
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, after riding it around a while, said, "Mister, you've got a deal."
The Vicar took the mower and began to pull on the rope. He pulled the rope a few times with no response.
The Vicar called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to run."
The little boy said oh’.......... "That's because you have to swear at it, to get it started!"
The Vicar said, "I can't swear, since I became a Christian, I don't even remember how to swear."
The little boy looked at him happily, then said, "Just keep pulling on that rope.... It'll all come back to you!"