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Oh Clock (Sp?)
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I have spent all day idling around and watching cricket ... but have now looked at my watch and realised that :
1. I have visitors arriving tonight
2. I have a shortage in the "basic foodstuffs expected in a civilised household" department
3. Aldi will be closed before I can get there :+(((
So I have to risk a visit to a 'real' supermarket - but
1. The Tesco Extra is so enormous that I will need to tie a ball of string to the door to find my way back out again
2. Sainsburys will have everything I want - but will have cunningly hidden it all in the deepest darkest recesses of its bowels - so I will be there all fecking night
3. Morrisons is smaller and easier to navigate, but it won't have half the stuff I want and is also populated by the 'jogging bottoms, tattoos and shorts' subculture of inner city ****ntry (name redacted to protect the innocent, and dave)
Wish me luck ...
1. I have visitors arriving tonight
2. I have a shortage in the "basic foodstuffs expected in a civilised household" department
3. Aldi will be closed before I can get there :+(((
So I have to risk a visit to a 'real' supermarket - but
1. The Tesco Extra is so enormous that I will need to tie a ball of string to the door to find my way back out again
2. Sainsburys will have everything I want - but will have cunningly hidden it all in the deepest darkest recesses of its bowels - so I will be there all fecking night
3. Morrisons is smaller and easier to navigate, but it won't have half the stuff I want and is also populated by the 'jogging bottoms, tattoos and shorts' subculture of inner city ****ntry (name redacted to protect the innocent, and dave)
Wish me luck ...
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