Sweaty Balls?

[snags]

http://www.freshballs.com/us/

[snags]

Or a generous dusting of cocaine if you have money to burn. Asking for a quick snifter could be awkward though.

[mikey4444]

I can't quite make up my mind whether this stuff exists or not, but if it does, I will be the first in line to buy it ! Talcum powder can only do so much !

[rowanwitch]

From her post in the too much info thread sounds like Ummms OH needs some urgently

[ummmm]

lol...that did spring to mind :-)

[moonraker558]

I always use moth balls that seems to work just as good for me.

[WyeDyed]

How many moths did that require?

[jomifl]

If you hadn't got them you wouldn't need it.

[rowanwitch]

I believe Aldi have a version called Moist B0ll0x

[DTCwordfan]

I'm scratching myself to think of an answer here.

[cupid04]

There's a tasty wine called 'Dogs botox'.

[cupid04]

b o l l o c k s^^

[DTCwordfan]

Apparently there's one for the Vatican communion wine called "Priests' b-llocks"......

[Zacs-Master]

Presumably the contents should be decanted thru a choirboy?

[DTCwordfan]

that's why they use a young wine, Zacs.....

[jomifl]

Thats taking the pi$$

[Zacs-Master]

And priest know all about making young boys whine