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joggerjayne | 06:41 Sat 20th Jul 2013 | ChatterBank
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Fab, fab, fab ...

I've just seen on the News, Miguel Jimenez is winning The Open. I love it. He drinks Rioja like it was water, smokes big cigars, and has a pony tail. He is SUCH. A dude. I hope he wins. Please win. Please win.
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Sharingan
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And he's a ginge. I don't really enjoy golf, but if there's a maverick, drinking, smoking, clubbing, behaving disgracefully type involved I might be swayed :)
07:12 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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A bloody pony tail?............yeah! right.

06:50 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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He's quite a successful golfer too.
06:53 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Though hardly a good role model with all that drinking and smoking.
06:54 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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any time he was mentioned yesters, I thought of you JJ.
I knew you'd be pleased he's top of the leader board at the moment, he's really nice.
06:56 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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And he's a ginge. I don't really enjoy golf, but if there's a maverick, drinking, smoking, clubbing, behaving disgracefully type involved I might be swayed :)
07:12 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Long way to go yet. Maybe he's coping better with the heat.
07:14 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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This just sounds better and better.

He's a ghinge and he's coping with the heat?

He's a better role model than, say Tiger "illicit shagger" Woods, or Nick "illicit shagger" Faldo, or Colin "illicit shagger" Montgomerie, for example.

I might have a bet on him today. I wonder what the odds are on him hanging on and winning?

Who's second? Oh yes, Tiger. Well, a few scantily clad blondes placed around the course should easily distract him!

COME ON, MIGUEL !!!
07:57 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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And drives open topped cars down he Spanish highways to chill out!
07:59 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Excellent. Everyone should have an open topped car. Otherwise, how are pedestrians supposed to hear your music?
08:27 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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I am a very mild-mannered man, who usually avoids conflict like the plague. But every time time I see a man with a ponytail, I feel an almost uncontrollable urge to get my Swiss Army knife out and cut it off. Unforgivable of me I know but the urge is there !

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08:57 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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You mean Miguel Angel Jiminez??
10:21 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Yes Neti, but Tiger has joined him in the lead
14:48 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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oooh, he's got nice buns, much nicer than the other gofers.
15:27 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Here's hoping Ryan Moore gets placed
17:03 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Joe Root has made 178 not out at Lords, without a pig tail, Rioja or cigars.

Thats a MAN for you.
17:05 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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P.S Jimenez dropping down the leader board......
17:06 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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He's still in contention, I've backed a horse tonight called Rioja Day 20/1 7.45 Lingfield

Sqad, cricket is a snorefest
17:10 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Elvis..LOL, yes maybe......but not a pigtail in site.
17:14 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Sqad, Joe is just a babe
17:36 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Oh and good luck Elvis
18:31 Sat 20th Jul 2013

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