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Killing Time In Hospital Part I - Terrify A Junior Doctor
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Scenario - Junior Doctor is fruitlessly stabbing my arm trying to find a vein and throwing the detrius (wipes, cotton wool etc) all over the bed. I casually remarked that when he was a teenager his bedroom was a tip and drove his mother to distraction. As he was of Middle Eastern extraction I hazarded a guess that he had been a mummy's boy. He was looking warily at me and then I told him I had "the gift." Over the next few days his colleagues provided me with useful personal information about him which I fed back to him in dribs and drabs. On the morning rounds he would hide at the back of the group of doctors but I continued to single him out with my uncannily accurate predictions. He then took to avoiding me altogether. As I was going for a morning stroll I saw him coming towards me. When he clocked me, a look of horror spread across his face and he opened the nearest door, went through it and closed it behind him. Five seconds later he was propelled out of the door by some irate domestic staff who had been having a crafty skive in the cleaning cupboard. I gently laid a hand on his forearm and he ran away whimpering before I could even speak.
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Great stuff mrs o. When I first read the title ''Killing time in hospital'' I thought it was pointing out a time of day when certain patients were being dispatched. WR.
07:30 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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