Signs

[frugalfred]

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix!

In a Podiatrist's office: “Time wounds all heels."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."

On the door of the delivery room in a maternity hospital: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

[marval]

Very good

[cupid04]

correction= 7 days without prayer makes one weak!

[choirmistress6]

Responding not to add to your list of signs (very good btw :) ) but just to ask why you chose your particular photo for your profile. I.e., what does the Lubavitcher Rebbe have to do with you? Just curious. (I'm Jewish btw.)