I Am Worried That I Am A Pervert

[hc4361]

I'm very happily married, have grown up children and to all intents and purposes I am the 'bloke next door'.

But I have a guilty secret.

I don't like porn. I haven't got any enjoyment from it since I reached my late teens.

Am I on the only one?

[humbersloop]

"modern women" answer sqad?

[DTCwordfan]

My bro in law gets his pleasure out of Yachting Monthly....

'Look at err, she's got a nice bottom.......'

[Sqad]

Sorry....MY definition...a woman who sqad has difficulty in relating to and one who has difficulty in relating to sqad..........there are plenty on CB.

[humbersloop]

fair dos sqad, many women for many blokes then, nowt special


dtc, it's not the bottom you need to watch for , it's the stern ;)

[DTCwordfan]

And you have to watch those Tiller girls, sloopy....

[humbersloop]

Betty Boothroyd was a Tiller girl, I'll have you know

bloody modern women

[annieigma]

do people still watch porn? What an absolute bore, much prefer to watch Eastenders, as much sex as I can cope with.

[Sqad]

humber/DT quick story with the permission of hc.....your posts reminded me.

1956 London Hospital was in the semi final against St Mary's Hospital and one of our mates who had a car offered to take us, but he had to make a detour as his girlfriend had a packed dinner for him. As we pulled up outside a block of flats in Kensington, he beeped and minutes later this gorgeous girl ran to the car and through the open window kissed him passionately and handed him a package covered in tinfoil and then disappeared back into the flat.

She was one of the Tiller Girls.

[DTCwordfan]

Was it Betty though?

Imagine the scandal in the Wail if she had handed him over her knicks..........

[Sqad]

DT.....no idea.....we were all gobsmacked.....he was no great shakes, although his father was Maj General in the R.A.M.C.

The package was too big for her knickers.....

[DTCwordfan]

Do you know, never mind the Tiller girls, I have always wondered what it would be like dating a female gymnast or a ballerina.......Dated a Canadian female weightlifter once (featherweight by the way) and that was like making love to a 6 inch oak board.

[Sqad]

DT...nope...can't compete with that........

[DTCwordfan]

Tip to hc - don't read "50 Shades of Grey;" one can hardly call it porn though - the most erotic bit of decent writing was one opening page to a chapter where EL James describes him running a feather down her back........

Oops - there is one 50 Shades you can read, tonyav's "50 Shades of Grey Paint"

[pixie373]

50 shades of grey was such an unimaginative, repetitive book! You only need porn if your sex life is lacking, imo.

[tonyav]

Oops - there is one 50 Shades you can read, tonyav's "50 Shades of Grey Paint"


Oi DT, that took me a whole week to write, I'll have you know !.

[hc4361]

Lol at you lot. Sqad you are soooooooooooo predictable. Keep it up :D

Porn films and hard core photos are so contrived it leaves me cold; the ones that humiliate and derogate women leave me feeling a bit icky (I know it's acting. Hope it's acting!)

I don't condemn the porn industry and it doesn't bother me that lots of people enjoy it. It's just not for me.

[Graham-W]

I think the question should be, "Do you ever masturbate or are you a liar?"

[hc4361]

Well, I'm not a liar :D

Don't need porn for that