Could You

[bobtheturkey]

Beat an earwig to death with a fried egg?

[Mamyalynne]

Put em all in an orange bucket.

[cupid04]

Is that where they all went!

[Baby_Sham]

I would never go to Scotland, thanks...

[Psybbo]

This is becoming eggstremely rediculous

[joggerjayne]

Scotland is a teeny bit remote.

[magicmick]

Could you beat an egg with a earwig? ps I am over 60 :-)

[Wharton]

Scotland is a ba' hair fae England, unfortunately.

[Svejk]

I'd do anything for you

[Psybbo]

Translate, please

[Baby_Sham]

But I won't do that....

[Svejk]

Iiiid dooooo aaaaanythingggggg
For yooouuuu

[Wharton]

A ba' hair is the width of a hair on testicles. It's a recognised unit of measurement in Scotland.

[Baby_Sham]

"A ba' hair is the width of a hair on testicles."

Actually feel sick...

[Baby_Sham]

Noooo I wooooon't doooo thaaaaat

[Slapshot]

Scotland.... Remote??? nooo... now the Falklands is remote.

[craft1948]

This must qualify as 'thread of the week'..............