Men!

[mrs_overall]

I recently sprained an ankle and the swelling has just about gone. I was saying to Mr O that my slender ankles are about the only part of my body I have always been happy with.
He thoughtfully looked me up and down and then said "You still have nice hair."
Do you think the romance has gone? lol

[gness]

Cool and happily watching buzzards and kites following the farmer ploughing in the hope that he may squish a creature I guess....x

[Canary42]

Why are women so obsessed with outward appearance ?

It's the inner self which is important, beauty is only skin deep.

Stop being so shallow girls.

[Georgiesmum]

Ok Canary 42. I will tell myself that next time i look in the mirror and i see this ugly old bat looking at me! LOL

[craft1948]

The first Mr Craft never told me how nice I looked, unless I was going out without him.............

[Arksided]

I always look at a Ladies ankles first, its what we do. ;-)

[ummmm]

Canary - most women aren't obsessed with their appearance.

[grasscarp]

I once said to my husband (when he had a car which he sometimes raced) - if you had to choose between me and that car what would it be?
He paused for a long time and said (in his never lost Italian accent) "It would be very deeffecult"

[snags]

grasscarp: how many miles do you do to the gallon? Soft or hard top? Economical or high maintenance? I can see why the decision was 'deeffecult'.

[grasscarp]

you always make me laugh snags. Right now is no exception.

[snags]

Perhaps a few strategically placed slices of Mortadella about your person and a big dollop of Dolcelatte on your head will make his decision easier?

[grasscarp]

I put some Mortadella in the fridge day before yesterday and it has all gone now. How did you know about this?

[snags]

I live in your fridges freezer compartment (why are there loose peas in here?).

[flump1]

Bless him.....did you deliver a keen kick to his shins ?? That would have proved your toes are still ok too ! xx

[grasscarp]

Snags, there are a few sugar snap peas because I didnt use all of them. They are, as you saw, uncooked and still in the torn cellophane.
(this is becoming slightly unnerving!)

[murraymints]

Hail to thee great international super model!! He clearly does not know he has such a prime example of womanhood at home...!!

[Georgiesmum]

Gness, i got all dolled up to go out for the evening once, new outfit, make-up, nice perfume the lot. My OH was driving me to where i had to go. I said to him "Can you smell my perfume"
He replied " No, all i can smell is axle grease" (From the car!)
Men are great, arent they! LOL

[Georgiesmum]

Ihavent laughed so much since my s-i-l put a pair of her pants on her washing line and her OH told her to be careful cos light aircraft were circleing round it thinking it was a windsock!!!