Sheriff.

[cupid04]

A sheriff is patrolling the town when he spots a cowboy wearing nothing but
his hat, holster and boots. 'Why are you walking around in public buck-naked?' he exclaims. 'Well sheriff', the cowboy explains, 'I was in the saloon
when a real pretty lady asked me to go home with her. So I did. Then she
told me to take off my shirt, pants and shorts. So I did. Then she climbed
onto the big brass bed, winked and said: 'Now go to town, cowboy.' 'So here
I am.'

[Svejk]

He must have been from Brokeback Mountain.

[marval]

lol