Valentine Verses

[zombie1000]

No doubt you all have received a bundle of cards this morning, so givvus your fave verses.

[billyshears]

roses are red

violets are blue

greetings card manufacturers

make bundles out of you

[gammaray]

Roses are Red.... and expensive, which is why you've just got this card.

My wife is such a joker.!!!

[ll_billym]

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

[BigMac]

Following ll_billym:

• Your whole face is like a flower... a cauliflower


• Your cheeks are like peaches... football pitches

And the old favourite:

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't

[dorindarasbe]

this is what i put in my husbands card,

i admit there's been sometimes,

when we have had our bickers,

but still each time i see you,

there's a stirring in my knickers!

[smudge]

This wasn't from this morning - but when I was 11 years of age, a boy in my class named Graham Elliott, gave me a card, which part of it read:

"If you will be my Valentine

Please sign along the dotted line"

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I signed my name along the line, gave it back to him & he took me to Saturday morning pictures!!!!

Ah, how sweet?!!

[smudge]

* I paid for myself though - all of 6d!!!!

[B00]

A few years ago Mr boo sent me a really cute card with a duck on front with the caption "about you I'm just quackers"..........as I was in mid gooey moment I opened it up to read..........."please put your smackers around my knackers !!!!!!!!!!

[vehelpfulguy]

I usually give my wife 2 cards, a nice one and a rude one

The rude card I gave my wife this morning had the poem

Roses are red, Kisses are sloppy, when I'm with you, its never floppy.

[Dreddnaught]

Roses are reddish,

Violets are blueish,

If it wasn't for Christmas,

We'd all be Jewish.

[klawson]

How about a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was p155ed.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile,your face,and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[smudge]

Valentine's Day:

A woman says to her husband "Darling, seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I'll let you tie me to the bed......"

So he ties her to the bed & b*ggers off down the pub - boom, boom!