ChatterBank71 mins ago
Monster...
My young son was terrified there was a monster under his bed, so I sat
him down to reassure him.
"Timmy, the monster under your bed has gone now and he'll never bother
you again."
"Really? Are you sure, Mummy?"
"Yes, son," I replied. "He's been eaten by the clown in the attic"
Seems to have worked, he's gone really quiet.