Fore...........!!

[berniecuddles]

A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

The doctor asked "What happened to you?"

"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows @rse, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."

[cupid04]

You wouldn't would you, lol!

[mazie]

:o) Like it bernie xx

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

[excelsior-1]

ho ho ho