The Funniest Thing You Have Heard Today?

[jd_1984]

Title say it all.....

[Peter Pedant]

erm - we are definitely NOT going into Syria (David Cameron) ?

[emmie]

not today, but recently, if your legs stop working go to the hospital.

[joggerjayne]

Can I have a seen, rather than heard? Some graffiti. Possibly the best graffiti ever. It reads ...

I HATE:

1. VANDALISM

2. IRONY

3. LISTS

[shoota]

Whilst walking my Cocker bitch - 'What kind of cat is he?'

I said - 'Cool'

[EcclesCake]

"Yes, it is a lovely table.......in the size you require it will be around £6,500, depending on your preferred finish"

I'm refining a my search for a suitable dining table...........

[josaphine32]

Not today, But last weekend at reading festival, we sat waiting to watch a band and this young very unthusiatric young lady sat down next us really excited about the band for, I pulled out a signed autograph that we got earlier, and she said.

her " wow where did you get that from"
me " we qued up and got it from the signing tent over there"
her " I wondered about that tent I thought when it said signing tent I
thought thats were all the deaf people went"

[sapelesam]

Birthdays are good for your health, the more you have, the longer you live.
As I am rapidly approaching 60, this made me smile.