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mrs_overall | 09:40 Thu 29th Aug 2013 | ChatterBank
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Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench outdoors minding my own business when a wasp flew up my nose!
I jumped to my feet and invented a dance called the "I have a wasp up my nostril dance." This consisted of me flailing my arms uselessly, stamping my feet and generally stumbling around whilst making the sort of snorting noises generally only heard from a horse with catarrh and serious sinus issues.
Eventually it flew out of its own accord without stinging me.
What was funny about the incident was as I was doing my dance & snorting routine, a woman sitting further along the bench said "do you know a wasp has just flown up your nose?"
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average size of a wasp is 13mm, that is way to big to just fly up my nose. You must be a bit beaky.
09:58 Thu 29th Aug 2013
Good to see you, mrs_overawesome, I hope you are well on the mend and that we'll see a lot more of you on here without your strange pets xx
agree with you Sibs xx

Lovely to see you Mrs O, for however briefly your briefs may be.

Anyone know how many spiders are ingested during a person's sleep in their lifetime?

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Yesssssssssssssss Mrs Overall you back !

Hope your feeling loads better, this sites not the same without you comments.

Nessie Inverness xxxx
Wasps? Dolphins? I guess you just have an animal magnetism, MrsO!
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