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excelsior-1 | 18:52 Fri 30th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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........to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers

but I Kant
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I'm sure you can Russell up something, excel.
18:53 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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I saw one in town today, I am sure I spotted a Nietzsche in the marketl
18:54 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Don't Plato the gallery, marval!
18:56 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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i know a german barber herr kutt
18:56 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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There are Lotze to choose from.
18:57 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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there are Lotze of them.
18:57 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Full Marx for that, bernie!
18:58 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Schnaps
18:58 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Nil, zero, Nietsche, nada?
18:59 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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cheers fred
19:02 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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I can't help. I'm in Asda on my Schoppenheaur.


If I spelt that right, I'll eat it.
19:09 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Sorry I am late looking back at this, but I didn't want to Wolff my dinner down.
20:28 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Quite right, marval, you could have suffered an ausfahrt.
20:47 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Karl Marx is buried in Highgate Cemetry , Is this another communist plot
21:52 Fri 30th Aug 2013

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