When the National Lottery first started I didn't bother with it for a few weeks but then I bought a ticket. Not one of the numbers came up. I bought a ticket the next week. Not one of the numbers came up. I bought a third ticket and . . . yes, you've guessed it. Then I bought another ticket, and another and another. In the end I'd purchased ticket for 41 WEEKS IN A ROW and I didn't get a single number on any of them! Eventually, in the 42nd week of trying, I got just one number! I've calculated the odds of that happening and the chances are less than those of actually winning the jackpot! So, if Lady Luck will play strange tricks with me one way round, why won't she do it the other way as well?