Mad Stuff...1

[Info Bank]

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald 's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as towhat she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

[emma301]

pmsl at the divider one how funni lol

[banned-dot]

i employed a girl a couple of years ago, she was very sweet, and actually worked well for about 12 months, but then someone let slip that leather was infact made from cowhide, and not tree bark, as she had always assumed, and so she left.

[Info Bank]

LOL...Love it ....Nutters or What??

[banned-dot]

well she also thought that hitler was the guy who bent spoons and that Copenhagen was near London but she didn't know where Europe was.

[Mosaic]

Do you often talk to yourself?