Who Is Bananas?

[marval]

As part of the admission procedure in a hospital, the patients were asked if they are allergic to anything.

If they are, the nurse gets busy and prints it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.

Once when an elderly woman was asked if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas.

Imagine the nurse’s surprise when a few hours later a very irate young man marches himself up to the nurses' station and demands,

"Alright now, which one of you has labelled my mother 'bananas'?"


Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him.

"Bill," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to your life if you will just quit your old routine of wine, women, and song."

Bill thought for a few minutes, and then said, "Tell you what doc, I'll settle for five more years and just give up singing."


A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.

"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"

"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

[excelsior-1]

lol

[aelmpvw]

"Alright now, which one of you has labelled my mother 'bananas'?"
... better than nuts