Potential Cyber Lovers

[mrs_overall]

I have three contenders:

1. Jordyboy - a Jeff Chandler lookalike (Jeff Chandler died in 1961 so he won't look too healthy should he be dug up)

2. Svejk - the name is Danish and translates as "sweaty". Enough said.

3. Tonyav - smells faintly of goats and has a bum so big that it has its own postcode.

Or should I just settle for a cup of tea?

[Svejk]

Now I'm single again I'll chuck my hat in the ring.
I'm no Rock Hudson but I put my birds on a pedestal and treat them like diamonds.

[Svejk]

'Like' not 'to'

[xstitcher]

Aha....you are "Soldat Svejk" I have been to your pub in Prague.

[humbersloop]

and who's gonna break it to sweaty about Rock Hudson???

[Svejk]

How was it, stitcher?

[Svejk]

He was handsome.

[nungate]

I heard Jeff Chandler was into cross dressing, I'm sure it was Jane Russell who let that particular cat out of the bag .... sorry Mrs. O

[humbersloop]

full marks there for tact and diplomacy jordy ;)

[Svejk]

As you can see I'm more modern than jordy but then I am much younger ;)

[Svejk]

I think you've frightened MrsO off with your 'insane' jealousy, jordy.