Curious Bulge In Wall...

[EcclesCake]

I've just looked up and noticed a strange bulge in my sitting room wall

I cannot recall any elecrical switch having been there or anything else in general.

It is an internal wall and there really is No normal reason for a 5'x2x bulge to appear.

It is obviously an Alien trying to crash my Friday evening.

How do I spot a friendly alien? Those clutching bottles of Close de Mars are welcome......

[tonyav]

Have you checked that there is nothing damp behind it, Eccles ?.

[gness]

Tony...that's a crappy chat up line....;-0

Hi Eccles....beats contemplating your navel I suppose....can you see a face or any religious symbols in this bulge?.....x

[anneasquith]

is it squidgy,? maybe water

[gness]

Oh Lord!!...That's worse...meant your reply to Pixie,Tony...:-(

[tonyav]

gness
Tony...that's a crappy chat up line....;-0


Oi, wad da ya mean by that, it worked for me in the past ;-)

[pixie373]

Lol! Glad you're back, gness. You make me laugh xx

[EcclesCake]

No damp/moisture obvious, just a very random 'bulge'!

Having done a quick structural survey I have determined I am safe in bed and the house isn't going to come crashing down and there is nothing to suggest a white water slalom course is going to open up on my stair case.

I will investigate the bulge more thoroughly tomorrow.

It's bound to be Alien's.

[gness]

Hi, Pixie....Tony's chat up lines make me laugh.....☺

[EcclesCake]

Friggin' predictive text....

[tonyav]

Hey, gness I was once told ( in my youth ) by a wise sage that if you can make a girl laugh then your half way to getting them into b.. ;-)

[pixie373]

Me too, gness. Although, to be fair I've heard worse than "are you damp behind" (or whatever it was). Eccles, please wear armbands to bed. Keep yourself safe x

[gness]

b...?.....Birmingham?

[tonyav]

Sometimes there as well, gness !.

[stewey]

Eccles, just hope and pray that this incident of yours does not result in the same dire consequences which resulted in the first "Battle of the Bulge".

[sunny-dave]

Has anyone seen our resident gourmet chef person today- or did the aliens explode through the wall and carry her off to provide haute cuisine on Planet Zog?