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starone | 11:53 Sun 22nd Apr 2012 | Jokes
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TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat is available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT.
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Except that as we all now know, the usual MO is for separate parts and ingredients to be carried on board by different people, and assembled on board.
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This is a brilliant idea if implemented. As long as for the safety of the passengers I think everyone will agree to it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-14061848
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