I'm A On A Mission Tonight

Dizmo | 23:16 Sun 06th Oct 2013 | ChatterBank

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Some scroats have been nicking fence posts and wire from the wildlife place that is adjacent to us. Well I've seen them tonight and I've been out to see exactly where they are stealing from. Oh I'm up for getting the bastards tonight.

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Boxy was right jollyroger66, I'm going to spy on them, it isn't like I can sit in my house and wait to see what happens. Once my alarm system picks them up going down the side lane I will then get my gear on and pretend I'm walking a dog. I need to see them doing something wrong. As soon as I do I will call the police and have them catch them in the act.

ELVIS68

Yes, nothing wrong with walking the dog this time of night, except when the police turn up and the fence thieves have run off and they collar you and the dog bites them and you get arrested for arguing with them.

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Elvis: You actually cheered me up with that. It is possible but not round here. The police I speak to are on direct dial so it isn't any of your FLATFOOT coppas who come blaring out blues 'n' two's. We work very well together so I'm not concerned about that. I won't be anywhere near when they turn up anyway.

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And yeah my dog would bite them but I'd make sure they didn't get close enough. I'm within 1/8mile away from my house, I'd just suggest they followed me home and interview or caution me there.