Brown Bread

[SpikeyBush]

This is the only area here I feel suitable. This email is cut and pasted from my blackberry. Problem is that my "out of office" was switched on so this spammer knows it is a pukka address now.

Hello Dear,
We have concluded to effect your Scam Victim`s Compensation payment of $1.5USD, through ATM card delivery. Did you send anybody on your behalf for your ATM card because some individuals came to us claiming that you are dead? Please kindly confirm to us if you are alive or dead by sending your delivery information to the contact person below for immediate delivery. Kindly Contact ATM Card Center Office:
Contact Person: Mr. Morris Edward
E-mail: ( [email protected] )
Tel + 229 96420874.
Contact Mr. Morris Edward with your delivery information as soon as you receive this email and tell him to give you details.
Thank you.
Mrs Deanna Clark


I had half a mind to reply to the e-mail saying that I was quite dead indeed. And all for a dollar and 50 cents.

[tonyav]

You could have replied with,
Hello Darling
I'm afraid that the deceased Mr SpikeyBush cannot reply to your email has he is quite brown bread at the moment.