A Talking Donkey!

[Zacs-Master]

Why didn't someone inform me in Sunday school (yes, I did go) that there was a talking donkey in the bible?
I would have walked out there and then.

[naomi24]

Ratter, what did you play? Hooky? ;o)

[craft1948]

I belonged to the Salvation Army as well...........I represented them at table tennis!

[Zacs-Master]

My MIL is in the Sally Army!

[Zacs-Master]

N babes, what's your 'take' on the talking donkey?

[naomi24]

Zacs, About the same as the Koran’s claim that the newly-born Jesus spoke. ;o)

I used to belong to the Sally Ann. Great organisation - apart from the religion. :o)

[Zacs-Master]

Talking people is one thing (with the brain function and vocal physicality to make it happen). A donkey is quite another. You can just image them writing it:
"Well, I think you pulled it off with the talking baby, mate, can you just push it that bit further?"
"What with?"
"Ohhhh, I dunno.....how about a donkey"

[seadogg]

Come to think of it, we were sent to Sunday school so that our parents could engage in amorous dalliance after Sunday lunch. Who then were the donkeys?

[naomi24]

Don't forget the snake got there first. Like Disneyland really. ;o)

[Zacs-Master]

I'm afraid I'm not that scholarly when it comes to the chronology of vocally enabled bible creatures

[RATTER15]

Lol Naomi, I actually played 1st cornet, the whole Salvation Army band of about 20 were all family members, my sister is still band leader.

[seadogg]

There was a young curate of Kew,
Who kept a Tom cat in a pew
He taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got further than Mu!
Anon