Caption Competition, October 22

[excelsior-1]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/CAPTION-CONTEST-23-lord-of-the-rings-9346676-960-404.jpg

[cupid04]

Mrs White had a fright
In the middle of the night
Saw a ghost eating toast
Halfway up the lamppost!

[Ok, ok, I know I won't win, but just a rhyme I remembered from my schooldays, lol!]

[queenofmean]

Yeeee gods I swallowed gollum!

[Baldric]

No, It's no good, those contacts are just not you!