Happy Marriage

[magicmick]

The couple were the talk of the village 50 years of happy marriage, the reporter from the local paper asked the husband the secret, he said "well it dates back to the honeymoon, we went on a trip to the Grand Canyon and took a trip to the bottom on mules, we had not gone to far when the wifes mule stumbled. " that's once she said a hour later it stumbled again, that's twice she muttered. After the third time it stumbled she took out a revolver and shot the mule. So I complained bitterly about the treatment of the mule.

She turned round and said quietly "that's once"

[HowardLink]

There does, but what is the definition of happy?

[magicmick]

Howardlink this joke was sent to me from a friend
in Canada, maybe the folks were outback or Newfies,
Who take the brunt of jokes over there.
They may have a different outlook on marriage
than us.
Confusious would probably say "do not marry woman
with gun in purse"