Caption Competition, Halloween

[excelsior-1]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/4339570-3x2-940x627.jpg

[stewey]

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me,
And she sang as she shoved that jumbuck in her small red pail.

[Arksided]

We had Hannibal Lecter around for lunch.

[queenofmean]

I can't believe you talked me into this.....

[Tilly2]

And it all started so well!

[tamborine]

Never grow tomatoes, next crop is cucumbers !

[douglas9401]

Fisheries Board denies any problem with bones in kippers.

[douglas9401]

We like to get all the fighting done before the wedding, makes for a better party.

[emmie]

that burger was a bit underdone don't you think?

[DTCwordfan]

The Beckhams come home.

[pixie373]

Wedding in Essex is less violent than usual

[mallyh]

vivien westwoods design for the latest royal weddng didn't go down too well .

[aelmpvw]

all i said was that her bum looked a bit big in that dress

[Dee Sa]

how am I going to get these stains out when I do the weekly washing ?

[netibiza]

I hate these family weddings, there's always a punch up!

[netibiza]

sorry everyone, I didn't read any of them before posting great minds eh?

[shoota]

Not another bloody wedding!

[marval]

It's alright we are blood relatives.

[aelmpvw]

thank you excel