Nominated As The Best Short Joke This Year...

[BlueToffee]

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

[Fanriffic]

I thought it was this one:

How many Countdown viewers does it take to change a BHLTILGBU?

[marval]

HaHa to both

[aelmpvw]

velcro, that's a rip off

[Canary42]

Surely it's "Nick Clegg"

[jeffa]

My plan for a ghost boomerang has come back to haunt me.

[jeffa]

Runner beans really quicken the pulse.

[jno]

the only one-word joke I know is lysdexia

[jeffa]

If you Google 'cigarette lighter' you'll get a load of matches.

[elliemay1]

Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!

[sunny-dave]

Jamaica?