As long as it does not end up in our lane.....
I came back one time to find one of the district nurses pulling away from a 'layby' and looking very sheepish. There behind in the space was a massive old telly like yours, Jeza.
I went and turned around and caught her about a mile up, before turning down a lane towards Truro. My pitch.....
"Well, I am not going to come out and accuse you of having just dropped that TV back there but put it this way, I'm heading the other way to the village shop and when I get back, if it is still there, I will call the Council and the police out and they can lift finger prints off it. Flytipping is a major nuisance in Cornwall and I know the council don't take well to it, as I have been in contact with them and Sarah Newton our MP, the fines are quite considerable, never mind the reputation damage. Bye."
Guess what - ten minutes later, when I did come back from the shop (needing stamps up there) it had gone......