Do You Shake It?

[marval]

A bunch of guys were sitting around the break room talking about sex and women of course and in comes Joe.

One guy says to the other guys, "Man I just don't understand it. That guy Joe is just an average ordinary looking guy who doesn't have a lot of money and he gets all the women he wants with the snap of his fingers."

"What has he got that I haven't got?"

And this other guy who is an old timer and has been around awhile looks at him and says.

"Son let me ask you a question. When you go to the bathroom and you get done whizzing, do you shake your pen!s with your hand to get off the excess urine?"

And the other guy is kind of puzzled but he says "Well yes. Of course I do."

"But what does that have to do with Joe getting all the women?"


The old timer looks him in the eye and says "Well son, Joe over there when he gets done taking a p!ss, he doesn't shake it, he kicks It!"

[Old_Geezer]

So it was dangling in what .... ???

[whiskeryron]

Hope you don't mind if I add one marvel.

Several guys are comparing the size of their manhood & they discover one of them has a large but terribly misshapen specimen. What on earth happened to you ? they asked, he replied that it happened when he stopped shaking it after taking a pee & began to wring it out with both hands.

[marval]

I don't mind Ron, love the joke.