Anoying Sayings By Counter Staff

[ivor4781]

which are your most hated,my particular two are after you have asked for a coffee, they either reply "no worries sir" or "no problem sir" why would i worry? why would it be a problem? whats wrong with just a thankyou

[237SJ]

I can`t stand it when waiting staff say "There you go" when they put my food in front of me.

[Graham-W]

"See you later". Now, some of the young ladies I wouldn't mind seeing later, but I suspect I will never see any of them, ever, again.

[Tilly2]

'Did you find everything you were looking for today?' They have started asking me this in the co-op.

If I can't find something, I will have already asked one of the other staff where it is, or whether they have got any...................?

[douglas9401]

Not too keen on 'would you like some help with that mss?'. Got to do something about these moobs. :P

[Tilly2]

Doesn't the facial hair give you away, douglas?

[douglas9401]

Not so much facial as farcical these days, Tilly.

[sandyRoe]

I never liked being asked, 'Do you want water with that?'

[grasscarp]

do you want help with your packing.....
Do I look like I cant manage?

[Peter Pedant]

enquiring after a lost object

and what colour is it supposed to be ?

..........
and Good Morning I have come to see Mr X at 10 30

what was the name

who have you come to see

and at what time

[sandyRoe]

I once heard a woman in a chip shop say after she'd served a customer, 'Missing you already'. I think she was joking.