You're Blocking My Egress, You ******!

[sandyRoe]

I found this written on a piece of paper lying in the street. Somebody had probably tucked it under the windscreen wiper of the offending car. There are a lot of cars parked around where I live while the drivers go off for their days work so parking is a bit of a sore point. What would you have written?

[aelmpvw]

i doubt if 'egress' would have been one of the words ...

[sandyRoe]

We're close to the university and get a better class of protest note. :-)

[Tilly2]

Is Egress not a type of car then?

[aelmpvw]

sounds like a 'mature' student to me sandy

[sandyRoe]

Are you thinking of the Ford Edsel, Tilly? :-)

[Brinjal]

Next time leave a can opener so I can get my car out. A............. Like you should take the bus.

[saxy_jag]

"Thanks for parking so effing close. Next time, please leave an effing can opener so that I can actually get into my car and drive off."

[Tilly2]

No, sandy, I wasn't :-)

[AB Editor]

It does seem incongruous to use word "egress" with what is presumably a swear word :-).

[ChillDoubt]

When someone in a Range Rover parked extremely close to me in a supermarket car park I simply left a note saying:

Thanks for proving a popular myth to be true, Range Rovers really ARE driven by total pr*cks!

[atalanta]

"You are clearly a male driver suffering from impotence. Parking so badly is an obvious sign of male sexual problems"

[beegeebee]

many, many years ago I was on a site where the site manager wanted to go home early but found one of his young surveyors had left his car parked across the exit road. The poor chap couldn't be located so, without more ado the said manager got the slinger to bring the tower crane over the offending car and, had it hoisted to the 4th floor and promptly left for home after telling the crane driver he could also have an early night!!