Could We Squeeze A Chuckle Out Of This?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-grabbed-tesco-manager-by-testicles-court-hears-29831699.html

[andy-hughes]

Blackiequine - giving birth? I imagine that smarts a bit!

[ludwig]

A security guard once grabbed me by the comestibles in Tescos. It was all a big misunderstanding.

[anneasquith]

LOL. childbirth smarts a bit ? just a wee bit !

[sandyRoe]

All right, I agree it wouldn't seem funny if you were the manager but it does have something of the watching somebody slip on a banana skin type of humour? Or does it?

[anneasquith]

maybe the manager will get a xmas bonus,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Graham-W]

I fail to see the relevance of the evidence that the assailant wearing four jumpers.
He grabbed two, making the manager jump, but two more?

[piggynose]

was the tesco manager an ex-dentist? i'm sure you've heard that one before

[sandyRoe]

better four jumpers than fork candles. He could have done some serious harm if he'd started lashing out with them.

[ludwig]

I bet the guard wishes he'd been wearing four pairs of y-fronts.

[ludwig]

I like the opening sentence ..

//A fisherman grabbed a Tesco manager by the testicles and refused to let go //

..it makes you picture a bearded Captain Birdseye character in a sou'wester and oilskin hat throughout the rest of the story.

[pixie373]

Sorry, but I'd have laughed if I'd seen it!

[Ken4155]

At least the judge suggested a letter of apology from the culprit - the ball is in his court.
But i don't think the Tesco manager will accept it graciously - it's obvious he's no fisherman's friend.
Yes, i can hear the groans from here:-)

[ludwig]

// Yes, i can hear the groans from here:-) //

That's what the bloke on the checkout said.