Ding Dong

[Fanriffic]

I answered the door today and there was a bloke about 3 feet, 3 inches standing there.
"Who are you", I asked.
"I'm the meter man".

[Svejk]

Lol, I liked it, anyway. ;)

[berniecuddles]

me too

[DTCwordfan]

Two British Gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in the suburbs. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realised the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two British Gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!

[Psybbo]

LOL DTC

[marval]

lol to both jokes

[weecalf]

Fanriffic you shoulda said come in have you met ric

[jim360]

3'3.37" to be precise.