Sherry ...

[sunny-dave]

Dave : "What would you like to drink"

Visitor : "Have you got a sherry?"

Dave : "I've got

a vintage fino (dry as a bone, lovely with ice)
a dry oloroso (robust, almost medicinal, aromatic flavours)
a choice of two amontillados (drier or more mellow)
Croft Particular (pale fino with sweet aftertaste)
or a wonderful PX - like crushed raisins in a glass"

Visitor : "No Bristol Cream then?"

... collapse of bewildered dave.

[stewey]

No, no, no; I was just talking about your electrics:)

[Psybbo]

I'll have the dry Oloroso, please Dave

[gness]

Too wired to be fussed about the electrics, Stewey.....☺☺

[Tilly2]

Have you got any Chardonnay? Sherry makes my face go red.